I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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