I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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