I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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