I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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