I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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