i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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