So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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