i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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