I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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