he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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