Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
This show inspires me to have sex in space
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
