Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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