you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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