im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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