i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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