There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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