she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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