just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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