OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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