Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
