I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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