So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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