oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
