I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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