He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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