butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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