also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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