I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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