Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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