"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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