Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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