rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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