hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
