We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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