When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
