'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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