Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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