I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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