so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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