U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
