i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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