your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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