The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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