I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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