smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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