I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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