Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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