Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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