When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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