I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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