whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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