We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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