Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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