I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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