Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The beer is more important than you right now.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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